站点地图 设为首页
游戏天堂 情感空间 FAQ问答 喜鹊婚恋 休闲宝贝 健康问答 休闲养生 网游世界

栏目分类
 ◆ 儿童篇    ◆ 夫妻篇
 ◆ 古代篇    ◆ 爱情篇
 ◆ 医疗篇    ◆ 家庭篇
 ◆ 政治篇    ◆ 电脑篇
 ◆ 军事篇    ◆ 经营篇
 ◆ 体育篇    ◆ 司法篇
 ◆ 交通篇    ◆ 宗教篇
 ◆ 文艺篇    ◆ 鬼话篇
 ◆ 校园篇    ◆ 名人篇
 ◆ 交往篇    ◆ 愚人篇
 ◆ 民间篇    ◆ 综合篇
 ◆ 成人篇    ◆ 幽默篇
 ◆ 英语篇    ◆ 原创篇
 ◆ 动物篇   
  您现在的位置: 休闲居 >> 开心一刻 >> 英语篇 >> 

The Three Bears
It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest and the Bear family is just waking up.Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty! "Who's been eating my porridge?" he squeaks. Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl. It is also empty! "Who's been eating my porridge?" he roars. Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, "For Pete's sake, how many times do we have to go through this? It was Mummy Bear who go up first. It was Mummy Bear who woke everybody else in the house up. It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everything away. It was Mummy Bear who went out into the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper. It was Mummy Bear who set the table. It was Mummy Bear who put the cat out, cleaned the litter box and filled the cat's water & food dish. And now that you've decided to come down stairs and grace me with your presence.... listen good because I'm only going to say this one more time....... I haven't made the @#*% porridge yet!!
其他笑话...
·Ventriloquist ·What would have been different if Bill Gates was a r... ·A letter from Aunt Martha
·Signs You are drunk ·Ponderables? ·Male vs. Female Vocabulary
·Mommy is going to eat your fingers ·Only In America... ·You Know You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When....
·Bumper Stickers ·NEW Barbie dolls ·Prison VS. Work Debate
Copyright(C) 1999-2007 www.xxju.net .All Rights Reserved
请使用IE 5.0 及以上版本, 800*600 分辩率浏览  版权所有
休闲居 
      制作维护:小浩哥
联系EMAIL: